The Legend of Zelda is poised to conquer Hollywood after the success of The Super Mario Bros. Movie, but hear us out: Nintendo should give Star Fox the big-screen treatment first. Here’s why:
Ready-made for the silver screen
Unlike Link’s ever-shifting tapestry of heroes, Star Fox boasts a cast with designs practically begging for a cinematic close-up. Remember Shigeru Miyamoto’s Wes Anderson-inspired claymation project? The groundwork for a visually stunning Star Fox movie is already laid out. And let’s not forget the tragic fate of that project, cancelled due to a Netflix leak about a Zelda series. Talk about poetic justice for Fox McCloud to get his big-screen break first!
A blank canvas for character development
Star Fox games are known for their arcade-y charm, but not exactly for their in-depth character studies. Falco, Slippy, Peppy – they’re lovable archetypes, but ripe for cinematic expansion. A Star Fox movie could flesh out their personalities, motivations, and backstories, enriching the franchise’s lore in the process. Imagine a gritty war film mixed with quirky humor, exploring the emotional toll of piloting an Arwing through the Lylat system’s many skirmishes.
Mythology for the masses
Zelda’s sprawling lore, with its multiple Links and intricate timelines, is a treasure trove for hardcore fans, but daunting for newcomers. Star Fox, on the other hand, offers a more accessible entry point. Its core mythology is relatively simple, leaving ample room for the movie to craft its own epic saga. Imagine uncovering the secrets of Andross’s rise to power, delving deeper into the enigmatic Star Wolf team, or even introducing new threats and conflicts to the Lylat system.
Rebooting a beloved franchise
Let’s face it, Star Fox hasn’t exactly soared high since Star Fox Zero in 2016. A successful movie could reignite interest in the franchise, paving the way for a new generation to experience the thrill of piloting an Arwing and blasting through Aparoids. It’s a win-win for Nintendo and fans alike.
So, while the prospect of Link and Zelda gracing the silver screen is undeniably exciting, let’s not forget the furry pilot who deserves his shot at stardom first. A Star Fox movie could be the perfect blend of action, humor, and emotional depth, breathing new life into a beloved franchise and offering a fresh perspective on the world of Nintendo. Trust us, this wouldn’t be a case of “do a barrel roll” to avoid watching – it would be a cinematic adventure worth barking about.